"Now's the Time to Buy Jippo" 

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Lyrics:

If you're feeling wealthy, and want to be healthy,

Now's the time to buy Jippo!

They're treating the nation to cheap operation,

Here's something that you should know.

For the rate they used to charge to cure St. Vitus,   

You can feel swell and have appendicitis!

If they cut something extra, they won't charge you extra,

Now's the time to buy Jippo!

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